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Giant cuttlefish hunts diver! Where are the dolphins when you need them?

A new seafood "chef" has been located: a female bottlenose dolphin off the Australian coast meticulously followed a procedure to remove the bones and ink from cuttlefish (link). Scientists speculate that this "recipe" might be passed down through generations. I speculate that one day the dolphins will rise up out of the seas and challenge our hegemony.

Meanwhile, you're asking, "what's a cuttlefish"? It looks like a garden slug, it has tentacles like an octopus, and it has three hearts pumping blue-green blood (link). One of these beasties is shown on the following video earnestly trying to hunt a human diver. Either that, or just being curious: